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Bruno Quotes | Christians

A collection of Bruno quotes taken from his reports from the world of Jesus and the Christians in America. Some of the quotes are from interviews with a Pastor. Check out our main Bruno quotes section for more killer quotes.

Bruno Quotes

"Do you think if we changed the Bible stories maybe you would get people more easily to relate to them? Instead of the fish story you could do it about Sushi, or instead of giving out bread you did something which had a no-carb alternative or gluten free.

"Is this Christian rock gay at all?

"Do you have a message for Austria's gay community?

"How cool is Jesus? Is he cooler than the Backstreet boys?

"So why is being gay so out this season?

"I think I might be becoming a little bit gay because I had sex with this Brazilian guy and like immediately after I was schpritzen I was immediately upschtane and ready to go again."

"I'm curious about becoming straight but I've got a few questions first. Will I still be able to hug men?"

"So hypothetically according to you (Pastor) I can admire a mans penis in the shower but the moment I put it in my mouth some sort of line has been crossed?"

"After I am converted could I choose to spend my life with a chic with a dick?"

"(to Pastor) So if I were to give you a lap dance right here and now are you telling me you wouldn't be turned on?"

"(to Pastor) So if Freddy Prince Jr. crawled in here now on all fours, are you telling me you wouldn't want to undress him?"

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