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Bruno Movie Quotes

A select few quotes taken from the Bruno Movie - remember to checkout some of the DVDs featuring Bruno for even more hilarious scenes with Bruno.

"Look at the four of us! We are so like the Sex and the City girls!"

"I gave [my adopted baby] a traditional African name: OJ."

"How do you defend yourself from an attack by a homosexual?"

"How do you defend yourself against a man with a dildo?"

"How do you defend yourself against a man with two dildos?"

"Why are you so anti-Hamas? I mean, isn't pita bread the real enemy?"

"Was the founder of Hamas a chef? He had created the food and then got lots of followers."

"Ist am going to wear a jumpsuit entirely made out of Velcro."

"You may find this hard to believe, but I'm gay."

"These lips are for praising Jesus."

"A bear ate all my clothes except for these condoms."

"When will you Jews return the pyramids? Why canít Jews and Hindus get along?"

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