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Bruno On Australian Chat Show: Rove Live

"I'm like cocaine. I'm white and addictive and a lot of guys leave the bathroom with me all over their face."


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Bruno appeared on the popular Australian talk show "Rove Live" and had loads of fashion advice for dapper host Rove McManus. "It's really important to treat your clothes like you would your pet. Love it for a week, then put it in a zip-up bag, and then throw it in the river."

Later, when discussing the importance of waxing, he personally inspected Rove's "kugelsac" by stretching out his trousers at the waist and taking a long, hard look. The fashionista then reported, "I wish I hadn't. You've got a wolverine down there. I was hoping it would be stretched and taut, like Nicole Kidman's face, but no."

The conversation then turned to politics and world events, but with Bruno's own twisted twist. On Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, he commented, "that guy's got this kind of 'Taxi Driver chic' at the moment. But the thing is, he's like, uber-cute. He's basically like the Iranian George Clooney. He's the sexiest guy in that whole area. What's it called? Middle Earth."

Rove brought it back around to Bruno's film, and asked the gay globetrotter why he made a movie in the first place. "Why did Caesar build Rome in a day?" Bruno pondered. "Why did Leonardo DiCaprio paint the Mona Lisa? Why did Jesus write the Bible? I wanted it to be the most important film starring a gay Austrian since 'Terminator 2'."

When asked about who has served as his inspirations, Bruno choked up and cited "the great thinkers out there: Aristotle, Plato, Shakira. I feel connected to Jesus and Gandhi as well, 'cos all three of us look great in our underpants."

And in the outrageous quote of the night, Bruno offered this gem: "I'm like cocaine. I'm white and addictive and a lot of guys leave the bathroom with me all over their face."

Bruno opens everywhere on July 10.

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